have you ever been on the drabble generator?
[link]here's one of my favorite things I've made on it:
An Inflated Day To Jenga
Kurt stepped homoerotically out into the sexy sunshine, and admired Blaine’s hips. “Ah,” he sighed, “That’s an iridescent sight.”
Blaine climbed off the kilt and walked voraciously across the grass to greet his lover. Kurt patted Blaine on the nipples and then tried to jenga him courageously, but without success.
“That’s all right,” Blaine said. “We can try again later.”
“I’m just not dapper,” said Kurt. “Not as dapper as the time we voted in the slow motion hallway.”
Blaine nodded juicily. “We were fluffy back in those days.”
“Our asses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them,” Kurt said. “Everything seems cuddly and homoerotic when you’re young.”
“Of course,” Blaine said. “But now we’re slobbery, we can still have fun. If we go about it orgasmically.”
“Orgasmically?” Kurt said . “But how?”
“With this,” Blaine said and held out a broad red keyboard. “Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you’ll be ready to jenga.”
Kurt swallowed the keyboard at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to jenga orgasmically. They voted like a boss. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.